Introducing Dispatched Divorcée: A Hug in a Box for When You Need It
Join us for the launch event, where we'll spill all the details, share stories, and reveal the kit designed to make you smile. Ships globally from Switzerland.
The time has come for me to stop teasing you and tell you exactly what this thing I’m calling “Dispatched Divorcée” is all about.
But I’m not doing it alone.
I’ll be joined with
, who writes . Tara is part of the small and mighty team of friends who are helping me bring DD to life—like Teresa:
and Tony and Zak:
NEXT SUNDAY, Tara and I are going to tell you why I created DD, what I’m hoping to create with DD, our divorce stories, and the truth about where we met.
You are invited to join us and learn all about it.
The headliner of this event is the box. Or as we’re properly calling her at launch, the Dispatched Divorcée Welcome Kit.
I can’t tell you too much more, because then you’d have no reason to join us on Sunday. But here’s a hint: it’s a hug in a box. Delivered to your door. Globally.1 You can order it for yourself when you just need a break. Or you can send it to a friend. Maybe someone you can’t hug right now but could really use one.
We’ve been working hard on this box. And damn, I’m excited to show you. And to talk about it. And to design the next one.2
Tara and I will probably say something inappropriate. Be unable to hold a straight face. But, if we’re lucky, she’ll have figured out that mic situation…
There will be some light audience involvement, but if you’re camera-shy, don’t worry—only Tara and my cameras will be turned on! I’m thinking more along the lines of getting the Zoom chat flowing/flooded like in the classic days of AIM.
(No, we will not ask for name/sex/location when you log in. Maybe name/divorcée status/location..)
Did I mention there will be prizes?
Yeah, I’m pretty jazzed about the stuff that I’ve created and curated over this past year. If you follow me on Instagram, you may have seen me tease about it. Wait, I teased about it here, too:
Plus, you’ll be able to ask questions. Anything you want. Mostly :)
I hope you’ll join us!!! It’d be really cool to get some of you over there.
And, no, you don’t have to be divorced or pending divorce to attend. I’m just starting out. This brand has no customers. Yet. I need to find women who are divorced and I need your help.
If you’ve been curious to know more, anytime that I’ve written about this business I’m creating that’s been preventing me from finishing my book3, I hope you join. Maybe you don’t know someone who needs a community like this. Yet. Or maybe you do.
Hope to see you at the launch-a-palooza!
Extravaganza!
Or whatever we end up calling it…
I’ve done a f-ton of administration around this to make sure that this physical item can be ordered and shipped to ANYWHERE in the world with as few customs, import duties, taxes, and shipping costs as possible. It’s not perfect, a better fulfillment option outside of Switzerland is fast on the list. But, we gotta start somewhere :)
Ohhhhhkaaayyy, Laura, one launch at a time.
she jokes.